March comes in like a hippogriff and goes out like a flabber worm.

You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for people who are tired of winter.

Dobby knows the perfect place, sir.

Dobby heard tell of it from the other house elves when he came to Hogwarts, sir.

It is known by us as the come and go

room, sir, or else as the room of requirement. Sometimes it is there, and sometimes it is not,

but when it appears, it is always equipped for the seekers' needs.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Danleberg.

And I tried to think of a magical equivalent to a lamb, but there are no just nice and gentle, magical creatures.

They're all incredibly dangerous.

Yeah.

The flabber worm is the best I can come up with, but it's not cuddly like a lamb, so whatever. If you can think of something,

email us, because we really couldn't think of a good creature to put in that intro. Like,

boat trekkles are nice, but they'll claw your literal eyeballs out, as we learned.

Nifflers are like fucking cool, but like weirdos.

They're not sweet.

Unicorns are noble.

But like hardcore as fuck.

So I don't know.

I can't think.

There's not like a Tribble or whatever.

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