Previously on the Adventure Zone, they are beautiful elves, one female one male,

and they are dressed in these tight-fitting high-fashion garments of gold and green and violet.

You made it! Welcome to Wonderland!

Fine, I'll go. Yeah, I got skull.

All that skull means is, at some point in the future, you will face some pretty bad luck.

You put your hand on the trust button and push it down, and then you see their decision,

and in bright red letters, the word for sake appears. Welcome to the monster factory!

Falling down through that hatch is a cube of slime that is about 15 feet tall,

and then right behind it, with a pair of beautiful, beautiful, and jelly-kwings,

is a humongous dire bear with bolts of crackling electricity, sort of wrapping around its body.

Let's roll initiative. Sounds like our boys are having the slime of their lives.

I can barely take my excitement. It's the Adventure Zone!

Roll those bones. I want to hear those dice at the table, and then I want you to add your

fucking initiative modifier to it, and then we're going to come up with an orderly order for this fight.

Oh, we're fighting, that's right! Oh yeah! You're fighting again?

You're fighting a multiplying flying electrified dire bear and a multiplying, regenerating poisonous slime.

Bad news! Bad news, kiddies! Magnus got himself a critical failure!

Okay, initiative, that's fine. Well, yeah, but still a, let's see, one, a plus two,

athoree! 18 for the kid. Damn! I got 10 plus one, so that's 11. That's my good role.

I'll tell you guys what, this is just a fun, this is, you know, as everyone knows here on the

Adventure Zone, we routinely like just, you know, take a step out of the moment to like give

helpful tips and tricks to people with never-opening games. Never, never, never, never, never done this.

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