Ep. 528: Goonin' Makes Him Feel Good

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on with Sims Geoff, as Jackie gets on board with Yacht Rock and rekindles her love for Steely Dan, A KATE MIDDLETON UPDATE, Holden channels a robot provides a dismal update about the year 2035, Meghan Markle drops a homeware line which only adds to the Kate fire, as well as some more fallout from the no longer Royals failed Spotify deal, a man in Michigan falls asleep after jerkin' it to Love Lies Bleeding at an AMC, Spoiler Alerts for a glitter covered Love Is Blind reunion, a brief Gronkdate, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton CURSED BY A DIAMOND?!?! A list that certainly doesn't mislead, 3 BLINDS MORE EVIL THAN THE NEXT, Shoutz and moooore!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	So sorry Holden, yeah, you're gonna have to deal with hearing this song again because it has been trapped in my head ever since I saw
0:17.8	Love lies bleeding even though the song not in the movie. In fact, the name of the title is not in the song even though my brain seems to think it is.
0:27.0	And what song is that?
0:29.0	Leave the bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
0:35.0	leave love bleeding in my hands in my hands
0:38.2	in my hands
0:39.7	love lies bleeding it's a new metal song, MJ. Why do you look? So it's fuel MJ. I
0:46.7	MJ why are you looking like you don't know what song this is? I'm not familiar.
0:50.8	Thank you for saying the phrase new medal because that's that
0:54.7	clarifies things for me your passion and my confusion. I feel like that that is a
1:00.3	dig. I feel it is like a low-key dig and you know what I accept your dig because baby I'm
1:06.4	soil and you're a plant and you need me and you can't dance. Whoa!
1:14.0	Damn, M.J can't dance?
1:16.0	Yeah, M.J, as a plant, cannot dance.
1:19.0	M.J is the Elaine of this group.
1:21.0	I am the Alain of this group.
1:22.0	I am the Alain of this group. I'm somebody who believes I can dance. I will say this M.J I used to be a
1:26.8	hater of that song, a filthy little turt about that song.
1:29.9	Turti daddy is what I was calling him. I'm going, turdy, daddy.
1:34.2	And then we sang it karaoke style
1:37.0	for Jack with the Holdies, solid karaoke number.
1:40.3	It just has a driving momentum, great build to the chorus.
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