Ep. 526: Heirs & Spares

Page 7

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from the public with the early Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton Missing!?!, Jackie processes the changes to Nicole Kidman's AMC ad (THEY REMOVED THE PHRASE), Jackie lays out the specifics on her attraction to Austin Butler's Feyd-Rautha, MJ creates a family tree to help figure out what's going on with the Cyrus Clan, a list full of unlikely "romances", the blindzzzz and MOOOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Now that we've seen a picture of her, I know I can genuinely sing this song.
0:15.0	And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.
0:22.0	Where are you, Kate?
0:23.6	Never knowing who to cling to when the rain said in.
0:28.6	I would have liked to have known you, but I was just gill you can never not long before.
0:39.2	Let's see that ass Kate Middleton.
0:41.4	Did you never deal. Kate Middleton. Legend of a dey.
0:44.0	Yes, thank you.
0:47.0	Thank you.
0:48.0	I hear your applause.
0:49.0	I know you're in your cars and you're in your homes.
0:52.0	And thank you everyone. Yes yes and that wasn't chair singing
0:56.0	candle in the wind that was me I know I sounded like share right
1:01.6	did shares I thought it was out in John no it's out in John but I was in like share right? Did shares?
1:03.0	I thought it was Elton John.
1:04.0	No, it's Elton John, but I was in my head I was being share singing the song.
1:08.0	I thought maybe she did a verse or something.
1:10.0	No, no, no, no, no, no, she has nothing to do with the song.
1:18.0	Okay, so it's just this one picture, like, grainy photo of her in a car. Oh, it's grainy. You can barely even tell it's her.
1:20.0	Oh, you can barely tell.
1:22.0	Okay, I'm still on the conspiracy trade then.
1:24.8	Yeah, this is barely, I guess that's her.
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