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More women are running for office in the midterms this year than ever before, and the boys

and congress are super excited. As one congressman put it, quote, hot dig a dog, fresh meat,

crack me a beer and bring them on. Unquote. Men in congress say the pickings have been slim

in the capital these days and they're looking forward to getting in some new talent after

the next election. Women will complain about every little thing like being chased around

a desk now and then or livening up an otherwise boring trip and an elevator with a little massage.

As Senator Woke T. Grotesque from New York put it, quote, it's about time more women

held federal office, especially the young ones with those spiky heels they wear. The women

in congress now make a federal case out of everything. If you so much as compliment them

on their hair, they start screaming at you to take your hands off their breasts. But

what kind of man would grab a woman's breasts without complimenting her hair first? Unquote.

In a hyper-divided political atmosphere, the large number of women running for offices

creating a refreshingly bipartisan stir, Republican and Democrat men alike agree that this could

change the way elections are run in America, hopefully by adding a bikini competition.

Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin Show.

All right, what a terrible thing that was to say. The Klavin was weakened as a pot. I

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