According to the media, Donald Trump is enjoying a great economy because of Barack Obama.

Barack Obama had a bad economy because of George W. Bush.

Whenever Obama's economy was bad, it was Bush's fault.

Whenever Trump's economy is good, it's to Obama's credit.

Trump's presidency is Obama's. That's why it's so good.

But Obama's presidency was Bush's. That's why it was so bad.

In the entire eight years, Obama was president.

It was really Bush being president, ruining everything.

But this last year and a half, when things have gone so well under Trump,

Obama was secretly president, being Trump, as opposed to when Obama was president,

and it was really Bush.

Obama saved the economy with his brilliant, genius-y economic genius.

Obama believed that if you took money away from the rich people who produced things

and gave it to the poor people who don't produce things,

the poor people would then help the economy by buying things from the rich people

who hadn't produced those things because their money had been taken away.

Thus, the poor people could buy things, the rich people would have made

it if the poor people hadn't taken away their money.

Trump's theory is different. His theory is stop taking people's money

and they'll make things and buy things.

But the only reason that works is because Trump is secretly Obama

in like disguise or something.

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