Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

I love you too.

It's an exciting day.

Tomorrow, a rare event, leap day tomorrow.

The way the stock market is going, there's going to be a lot of leaping.

I market lost $6 trillion, but this way, I know, pretty soon that adds up to real money.

Bloomberg is not even sure anymore he can buy the country.

And of course, that's because of the coronavirus.

Now, look, is this serious?

Yes, it is.

The CDC is now calling at the COVID-19, and you know a disease is serious when they give it a rap name.

But panic? No.

We should not panic, and it doesn't merit panic.

First of all, we live in LA.

The air is so toxic. Anything that comes out of anybody's mouth is killed immediately.

It doesn't germ, it's viruses.

But will life change? Yes.

You just have to take more precautions now.

I mean, just assume everyone is infectious.

The same morning they give contestants on the bachelor.

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