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🗓️ 17 November 2016
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | Previously on the Adventure Zone, she pulls out a flyer and it's really gaudy. It is advertising |
0:06.7 | in big colorful block letters, a place called Wonderland. On this flyer is an image and it is, |
0:15.2 | in fact, a grand relic. As the flyer says it's the Animes Bell, my journey through Wonderland was |
0:22.1 | hell. I wagered 20 years of my life in a game of chess in Wonderland and I lost. And then an |
0:31.1 | arrow comes in and hits that goat head. And with that the chimera just instantly falls to the ground. |
0:38.4 | Dead. You see a few people, you see a half-elf man who is kind of gruff. With him you see a wood elf, |
0:48.0 | you see a kind of scrawny human man who is no older than like 20 years old probably. He is |
0:56.8 | Lord Artemis Sterling, the ruler of Neverwinter, and the most powerful man in the world. |
1:03.3 | What will our boys find in Wonderland? Well, this art's called the suffering game, so |
1:09.0 | nothing great. It's the adventure zone. |
1:39.2 | Are you guys good? Are you guys ready to be whisked away? |
1:46.4 | Whisk, whisk, whisk. I have a little concern. Why is this art called the suffering game? |
1:54.8 | Don't worry about that. Don't worry about it. What's in the box? It's like when you call |
2:02.3 | a big guy tiny. You know what I mean? A little guy baby. It's really the celebrating game. |
2:10.0 | That's exactly right, Dad. Okay, I feel a little better now. I've been concerned. |
2:14.8 | No, you have nothing to worry about. At the end of the last episode you encountered |
2:20.5 | these three people. You see a half-elf guy with a big old longbow, dressed in peltz, |
2:28.8 | with a short, shaggy beard and dark red hair. There's an elven woman with a dark purple hair, |
2:36.7 | and she's got a gnarled wooden staff and the same sort of pelt armor. You see Lord Artemis |
2:43.6 | Sterling, the lord of Neverwinter. He's holding a shortbow, and he's standing behind the two elves. |
2:55.7 | He's dressed in this this finery, and he looks at the three of you, and he says, |
3:02.4 | I need a voice for this boy. He says, oh, use the king from Hamilton. That'd be good. |
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