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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 519: Fancy Name with Helen Hong and Rachael Cantu

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, actress, and host of MaximumFun.org's comedy quiz show Go Fact Yourself joins Jordan and Jesse as they take a break from their usual topic and have a nice chat about Helen's experience working with Sir Patrick Stewart, the creative peaks and valleys of Seth MacFarland's career, and Jordan's controversial opinion of a canonical sci-fi movie.  Plus, musician Rachael Cantu joins in for Momentous Occasions and plays a song from her new album.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.4

Jordan Morris Boy Detective, where the show that covers roads. That's right. The Asphalt Industries Number One podcast.

0:21.7

Where the rubber hits the this? You got it.

0:25.1

Jordan I got I got I got a proposal for you.

0:28.2

Mm hmm.

0:31.4

I don't.

0:34.0

Two white guys talking black top. That's right. Jordan Jesse Goh.

0:38.7

Where the rubber hits the this? I'm trying I'm trying to think how to put this on the air.

0:44.4

Mm hmm. I've received a very lucrative offer from the concrete people.

0:50.9

Wow.

0:52.4

And this is this and I'm just going to write this number on a paper. I feel like the

0:57.5

Verizon guy and handed to you. Oh my gosh.

1:01.6

And now right underneath there imagine that underneath that number is written.

1:06.2

Look at all these zeros durability.

1:08.4

Uh huh. Reliability. Wow. Those are the things that concrete roadways bring.

1:14.2

Mm hmm. Relative to asphalt roadways which are more affordable and easier to lay.

1:19.1

Yeah. I also see high class prostitutes.

1:24.5

Man. This is this is quite an offer.

1:27.1

So here's what I mentioned the zeros.

1:30.0

Vava boom. I haven't decided about this. I think this is something I have to talk to my

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