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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 518: Duvet Snatcher with Nick Wiger

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2018

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Nick Wiger, comedy writer and podcaster, joins Jordan and Jesse as they take a break from their usual topic for a discussion of the wedding Nick and Jordan attended at the Madonna Inn, Jesse's recent call to 9-1-1, and the perils of living in Santa Monica.

Transcript

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0:00.0

give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

it's Jordan Jesse go i'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart

0:14.1

Jordan Morris boy detective

0:15.7

Jordan Jesse go is the nation's top veg cast

0:18.5

want to talk about vegetables everything from broccoli to brussels sprouts come

0:21.9

right here to Jordan Jesse go we've got to wait if you have a relative in a

0:25.6

vegetative state give us a call and we'll offer our sympathies

0:28.9

yeah though although we will not offer them on this program no well do that

0:33.0

do that on the shivcast right dedicated to Terry shivah and also in writing

0:38.4

right so either way yeah by the way i could get bad news oh no i got a letter

0:46.7

from the american vegetable council now normally that's great news yeah we love

0:51.1

that we love k great stationery over there too

0:54.2

there it is i'd like it's a hint of green

0:58.2

uh...

0:59.4

they have asked that here's the thing they heard the shivcast right

1:03.9

because we've been plugging the shivcast here on jordan jesse go yeah of course

1:08.0

the most about vegetables right

1:10.8

and they asked us to stop talking about vegetables

1:15.1

full stop do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars well i mean obviously

1:20.5

i respect them as an organization right um i admire them

1:24.4

yeah i don't just respect them i admire them in fact

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