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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep.#517 - "Nobody Loves Me"(FREE)

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Doug is still without a home and in the middle of an emotional crisis.

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Recorded Mar. 15th, 2023 at the Little House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille).

Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.

0:07.6

You didn't like that. So I just I just have to check.

0:11.9

Yeah, it's sad that I have to hear his voice intro in the podcast.

0:16.0

The audience gets you on the mic.

0:17.2

I should, yeah, I should.

0:18.8

I'm at a month now, not smoky.

0:22.9

So I'm at a place where I think, yeah, maybe I should dip my toes into socializing.

0:28.8

Oh, I thought you didn't dip your toes in the back.

0:30.9

I don't know. It's like, you're one of those things.

0:32.7

It's, you know, you got to get rid of the triggers, which is everything you do in life.

0:37.2

Like socialize or write or anything.

0:40.6

First of all, I have been without the internet, the internet.

0:44.4

There was a major crash all over like half the state or more.

0:50.0

So I've been without the internet for two days, which is worse than any withdrawal I've had

0:57.3

from quitting smoking after 43 years.

1:00.8

Two days without the internet and I'm fucking, oh, customer service that's not even related to

1:07.0

the internet is hearing about it. Oh, I have been fucking just, just, and I don't know if it's

1:13.1

because we're now in the month four or five with nothing being done on the house that you just

1:19.1

take away a little bit more from me and I'm fucking stabbing you. I'm like, I can know what's his name.

1:25.3

Yeah. Gross burger from stir crazy, big fat balls.

1:30.3

I don't know.

1:31.2

You know, I'm eating my prison meal with my

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