DSP #518 - "I Assume It's Some Kind of Cancer"

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Doug is in Austin, TX and he keeps evacuating out of both ends. It's hard to know for sure but it's probably cancer. Right?

Thank You Patreon Subscribers. We could not do this without your ongoing support. Recorded April 1st, 2023 at the Airport Hilton in Austin, TX with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille).

Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:08.4	We're in this den of thieves.
0:10.9	The Hilton Austin airport.
0:15.0	Seems like it's an airport hotel.
0:16.8	It almost seems connected when he pull up in a cab.
0:19.5	You go, that's one airport hotel I've never stayed at.
0:22.4	Looks impressive.
0:23.2	It is.
0:23.7	It's in the round.
0:24.4	It looks like the Pentagon if they'd shaped off those ugly corners.
0:29.4	Like they try to do on 9-11.
0:31.6	Wait, is that the old, is that the old, uh, yeah.
0:34.1	So it used to be some kind of air force shit going on here.
0:40.2	I'm back in that heyday.
0:41.4	They probably had a great old like, you know, 74 cut lists that wouldn't
0:47.0	pull up.
0:48.2	It's in the picture.
0:50.6	Well, that's not it.
0:51.3	Oh, that was a cop car.
0:54.0	But like a smoky and bit smoky and abandoned.
0:57.4	Actual suit from then coming out with a couple of broads from Pan Am.
1:02.4	Potentially your suit has been here before.
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