Then as well as celebrating the re-election of Nicholas Maduro to a second term as a press

of socialist dictator.

Despite Maduro's 75% disapproval rating, he won 68% of the vote, overcoming his popularity

deficit by winning the votes of people who don't exist and people who were afraid of being

killed if they didn't vote for Maduro.

Then as well and celebrated the start of six more years of socialism by gathering together

to dine onto delightful native dishes like cat roasted over a trash fire and trash roasted

over a burning cat which have become very popular under the Marxist regime.

As one voter put it, before we had socialism, our values were corrupted by material goods

like food and medicine.

But now living by the principles of Karl Marx, we can concentrate on the things that matter

like dine in the street and getting choked with tear gas during food riots.

Here in America, Bernie Sanders cheered Venezuela's commitment to the same socialist ideals

he espoused it, saying it's ridiculous to blame Marxism for the country's troubles when

those troubles are clearly due to invisible demon space aliens traveling through the phone

lines to infect the water supply.

Nah, that makes as much sense as socialism.

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