Ep. 512: Unhinged Perfume Reviews, “Zhuzh” Products & The Week’s Beauty News
Fat Mascara
Fat Mascara LLC
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Tell us about the product you only pull out for holiday parties—we’re calling these special-occasion items our zhuzh (or “jeuje” or “zhoosh”?) beauty products. Before that, we chat about Guido Palau’s new hair line for Zara; Jennifer Lawrence and Kylie Jenner discussing how makeup can make it seem like you had plastic surgery; Gen-X and Boomer (and Gen Alpha!) influencers; a collection of fantastically unhinged Fragrantica reviews; the powder palette that makes everyone’s skin look better; and cringey TV.
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| 0:00.0 | What would make this the best Christmas ever? |
| 0:02.7 | Bringing home the biggest tree to decorate, |
| 0:05.2 | or if the whole family got together? |
| 0:07.3 | Or maybe a winning lotter ticket. |
| 0:09.7 | Well, don't miss out. |
| 0:10.8 | There's still time to get yours. This Saturday it could be you. |
| 0:14.7 | Lotto from the National Lottery. Play on app. |
| 0:17.1 | Account terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. Hello everyone, welcome to Fat Mascara mascara to beauty journalists shooting the I shouldn't start out with a |
| 0:36.7 | cursor anyway hi i'm jenn selevee's shoot in the breeze |
| 0:40.0 | shooting the breeze shooting the breeze I actually often I make a pact with myself to not curse anymore. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, we have, you know, since I have to put the explicit rating whenever we do, we've had very few lately. I don't think we curse that often. I don't understand why we have the E. I rarely ever |
| 0:58.3 | I dropped a an F-bomb on our Leah you episode on Friday Friday but I kept it in because I was feeling feisty. |
| 1:06.2 | I don't know I just I gotta say something I feel like it doesn't make anyone sound better like rarely ever only like in a movie. Does it sound cool? |
| 1:15.2 | It's never a choice for me just so you know. It's just like I get really animated and |
| 1:19.6 | it just pops out. No sometimes I do I not like, I don't curse and my name and I'm so cute in southern, not even southern, you know what I mean? |
| 1:28.0 | Like, I'm not trying to be like... |
| 1:31.0 | She will curse. |
| 1:32.0 | In the great state of New Jersey, we are known for our manners and are not cursing. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah, like I definitely curse, but sometimes I hear myself, I'm like, I sound like trashy. |
| 1:44.0 | Yes, well, I'm from Philadelphia, we do like this one. |
| 1:48.0 | Guess what, guys, we're going to now do this whole episode without one curse. |
| 1:51.0 | I'm going to be cursing up a strong one to be like yeah no I just |
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