EP 51-Lessons in Getting Laid Pt1. -Foreplay and Backdoor Entry.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one about helping his wife open up after a traumatic incident, the other is struggling in her relationship as her boyfriend hasn't been intimate with her in 10 months! Im not holding back, only because I love you. In regards to ~backdoor entry~ I'm not discriminating we are talking both the men and the ladies, from the conversation, to step by step how-to, an*al foreplay, and the actual act-which positions is best, can this be enjoyable of the women? -spoiler alert ***YES. Tune in to hear more.

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our Sex Podcasts collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com
0:09.0	We're back. Hello. It's Monday. I'm Jordan, the horny housewife. Hello, horny family. Hello,
0:38.8	new fucking people that I'm so excited or here. I feel like I've talked to so many
0:45.0	new people on the internet that are excited for this shit. Excited to talk about
0:53.5	this shit. Excited to hear this. And I have gotten so much feedback, insight,
0:59.3	perspective, questions, topic ideas, etc. that I'm just have so much content to
1:06.8	create for you. And shit, I know you want to hear. So chef's guess excited. I think
1:13.1	a lot of y'all have come from TikTok and Instagram. But if you have no idea what the fuck
1:18.3	I'm talking about, if you don't have social media, then that's cool. That's awesome.
1:23.3	I think you're a gem of a person. And if you do have social media like many of us do
1:28.3	and you're not following me, what the fuck are you doing? And you should go do that.
1:33.9	And it's at the dot horny housewife podcast for Instagram. TikTok is just at the horny housewife.
1:41.5	Okay, let's get into this episode because if you are following, you know that I'm talking
1:45.9	about four play and we're talking about anal sex today. And that's two big topics.
1:52.2	That's a lot of shit to cover. No pun intended. But first I wanted to catch you up with me.
1:59.2	If I sound like a crazy fucking bitch, I will go ahead and admit and, you know, just
2:04.3	totally expose myself that I've taken a therapy break. And, you know, people, if anyone's
2:10.7	like, why a crazy bitch like keep talking to someone else so they can give you some
2:16.2	perspective. Now this isn't a slam therapy thing because if you know me, if you know,
2:23.3	I can pro therapy. And especially if you are like in your 40s and you've never fucking
2:30.2	been to therapy ever, I don't think I want to be your friend. Now hold on, hold, hold,
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