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The Hello everyone and welcome to the film Riro.

We are the podcast where we play through your favorite movies as role-playing games and totally ruin them.

Now, what does that mean?

We are going to start at the

beginning of a movie and improvise through it. Everything you hear would be completely off the top

of our heads. Except, unlike regular improv, we cannot simply say that we say, shoot a gun or drive

a car. We have to roll dice that tell us if we succeed or fail, and thus the story changes.

This week we are doing John Wick, and actually Andy is running this show, and he instructed

me not to watch the movie.

I have no idea what's happening.

I don't even know what this movie is about.

All right.

So I am going to hand it off to Andy to introduce his John Wick.

Cool.

Yeah, John Wick. All right. So you may have noticed if you see the casting note

that nobody has been cast as the titular role of John Wick. This is a John Wickless John Wick.

Why is that? Why would you do such a thing? First of all, I want to say that I love John Wick.

I think it's great movie, great action movie. But what I think really sort of separates it above just being amazing

fight choreography, which it has in spades and is fantastic, is there's this element of it where

John Wick himself, while being the protagonist and undoubtedly sort of the hero of the movie,

is sort of a force of nature. John Wick is sort of fundamentally disaster movie.

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