Ep. 508: The Gimp Masks and The Jheri Curl Wigs

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his theory that mothers trigger human evolution by increasing their foot size to carry their young, plus what's gonna be the top costume of SPOOKY SEASON '23!?!? Tales from the tour involving a leather clad dong hangin' bar in Pittsburgh, BECKHAM bearing it all on Netflix, Pam Anderson heads out to the Red Carpet sans makeup, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Some Annoying Music Guy Haunting One of Our Listeners Instagrams!?!? A surprising celebrity hobby filled List, along with the realization these lists may not be the best examples of journalism, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Sometimes we're just got to fake it till we make it everybody.
0:03.0	Ain't nothing gonna bring them outta. Sometimes we just gotta fake it till we make it everybody.
0:13.4	Ain't nothing gonna bring a monstride.
0:15.4	Ain't nobody slow me down.
0:18.0	Oh no, I got to keep a moving.
0:22.0	Ain't nothing gonna bring about stride?
0:24.0	I'm running in a water touch ground.
0:27.0	Oh no, I got to keep on moving.
0:30.0	But also, I'm slowing down.
0:33.0	No!
0:34.0	No!
0:35.0	No!
0:38.0	No, no, no, we are not going to stop.
0:41.0	Now that's going to break our strike.
0:44.0	I'm going to wave the white flag down.
0:48.0	Hold it is giving in, but MJ and I are not giving in yet.
0:52.0	All right, MJ and I are not giving in yet. All right, M.J. and I are not going down.
0:54.8	We are here.
0:55.8	We are fighting for our smiles every damn day.
0:59.2	Absolutely.
1:00.2	Oh, come on, yes, there's horrors happening all around us in the world, but um,
1:05.1	Be she's playing a bingo. We're gonna have a big party in two weeks.
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