Ep 508 – Latter Day Infant Missionaries

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

What happens when two mormon missionaries unknowingly knock on Matt Long’s door? This episode. That’s what.

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0:00.0	There's been a few ladies that have friend requested me on Facebook and told me how much they love listening to me talk.
0:11.0	Me so honed, we love you a long time.
0:15.0	And one of them, she's actually a PhD candidate.
0:19.6	So am I.
0:21.0	Oh, good for you. She did a recent presentation on sexuality.
0:27.0	Take it all.
0:30.0	By the way...
0:31.0	Right up your alley. By the way, right up your alley.
0:35.0	By the way, it's funny because she didn't know I was... I'm putting on the Berry White music now.
0:37.0	Baby, think it all,
0:40.0	you have to edit this out.
0:43.0	I'm not gonna.
0:44.0	Don't say it unless you don't want to.
0:46.0	No, seriously, great.
0:47.0	I want you the way you came into the world.
0:50.0	Uh, okay.
0:51.0	What's that supposed to mean?
0:55.0	I don't want to feel no clothes.
0:58.0	She doesn't.
0:59.0	Uh-huh.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	I don't want to see no pennies.
	...

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