Journalists at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night celebrated the

First Amendment by rolling around an excrement, bearing their backsides, and insulting women

in honor of the First Amendment. President of the White House Correspondents' Association,

Margaret Disgraceful, told her fellow reporters, quote,

When the founders wrote the First Amendment, they intended us for us to swing from branches

while plucking excrement out of our rear ends and throwing it at each other to celebrate our

freedoms, unquote. Journalists at the dinner also gave speeches in which they compared themselves

being criticized for distorting the facts with journalists in other countries who are jailed and

executed for telling the truth. As one reporter put it, quote,

We're kind of heroic, like those journalists in foreign countries, except they're telling the truth

and we're lying, and they're getting imprisoned, and we're having dinner in tuxedos.

Otherwise, we're just the same, unquote. Some reporters came under attack after the dinner for

acting like rabbit animals, wallowing in their own filth, but as one White House reporter put it,

quote, Look at me, I'm Jim Acosta, I can take my pants off and stand on my hands because I'm Jim Acosta,

look at me, unquote. That reporter made the comments on condition of anonymity because he said he

didn't want everything to be about him, Jim Acosta. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Cleven.

This is the Andrew Cleven show.

All right, friends in the press had a Cleven this weekend. I'm afraid the Cleven this week is coming up.

I have a vacation next week, so you guys should be storing up with food and they pills to make the

fresh water fresh and all that stuff. But you can now get the daily wire on Apple news, so that

should help. You can add us to your news channels and get our latest stories on the go, just like you

would with real people. All right, so we're going to talk about these are journalist friends and we're

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