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So I had the wildest dream last night. I dreamed I was on Twitter and suddenly Kanye West

was tweeting not only that he loved Donald Trump, but about how Barack Obama had failed

to help black people in America. And I was like, whoa, no way. And then all the leftists

were coming after Kanye and he wouldn't back down. And then chance the rapper started

tweeting about how black people didn't have to be Democrats. And then some gay people

started tweeting that gay people didn't have to be Democrats either. And then women started

tweeting that as well. And Matthew McConaughey started saying that anti-gun activists were

trying to destroy the Second Amendment. And I'm like, this is a dream, right? Because now

the only person left in America voting for Democrats was Bill Crystal, who said he preferred

an unaccountable deep state governing America to Donald Trump. And then he just started screaming

incomprehensible gibberish and he turned into a gigantic gargoyle and flew away while

candy canes fell out of the sky. And then I woke up and it wasn't a dream. Kanye and

Chance, McConaughey and Crystal, they all really said those things. And my bed was covered

in candy canes. The gargoyle part I think was because I was on acid. Trigger warning,

I'm Andrew Clayvin. It's the Andrew Clayvin show.

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