Ep. 504: SHE Has Risen

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent trash reality, Holden proves to everyone he's Feminist AF (TM), Jackie's PANTSIN' IT UP?!, More Gaylor evidence, Jackie allows Holden to mention Wynnie has a birthday near her, Holden pitches a series of anti aging treatments for babies, Holden lays out a new offer to anyone out there with Eras tickets, Atlanta wins Beyonce's Everybody On Mute Challenge, Taryn Manning lets everyone know she's been rimming a married man (and buying him a boat), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was Riverdale Written By Canadian Artificial Intelligence In Order To Destabilize the US??, A "hilarious" List filled with Celebrity Puns, Blindzzzz and SHOUTZ!

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0:00.0	It's time for more page 7 and wisdom the bruiser present release the
0:07.1	But Hole Cut Tour coming to you in September and October where we heading in
0:11.9	September Jackie. We're going on September 12th we're going to Nash in October, where are we heading in September, Jackie?
0:13.1	We're going on September 12th, we're going to Nashville,
0:15.4	we're going on September 13th to Atlanta, Georgia,
0:18.6	and then are going back to my hometown,
0:20.6	September 14th of Tampa Florida.
0:23.6	In October, October 3rd, we're gonna be in Detroit, Michigan,
0:27.6	October 4th, we're gonna be in Columbus,
0:29.6	and October 5th, we're gonna be in Pittsburgh.
0:31.8	K-7 and Wizard of the Bruiser present, release the But Hole Cut Tour.
0:35.3	You can find tickets at last podcast network.com, baby. Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, but Judy left the same time.
1:00.0	Why was he holding her head when he's supposed to be mine?
1:07.0	It's my body and I cry if I want to, cry if I want to cry if I want to and you would cry to if it happened to you I was just
1:19.3	sitting here reading through the lyrics of It's my party. Did someone cheat her?
1:24.0	She's straight up. She is going steady with this dude named Johnny. It is her
1:29.2	birthday party. He leaves with this bitch named Judy and this whole through her party. She's like keep dancing everybody I'm saving my dances for Johnny and then at the end of the fucking party who comes in but Judy and Johnny like a Queen with her king
1:46.0	Oh what a birthday surprise Judy's wearing his ring.
1:52.6	Wow!
1:53.6	How fast it happened this...
1:55.6	The balls on Johnny, dude.
1:58.0	Man and the snake in the grass, Judy.
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