Ep. 501: Horny in the City

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole Oppy goofing around in the desert, did Page 7 combine their powers and manifest Scott Stapp taking to the seas with the 'Summer of '99' Creed Cruise!?!? and 311 has their own separate cruise for some reason!?!? (WHICH IS APPARENTLY CANCELED UGH), MJ is LOVIN' The Bear, Doja Cat's dating an ALLEGED racist sex offender and can't stand her fans, Jason Aldean is definitely not a small town boy BUT HOLDEN IIIIIIS!, Ice T takes to X to decry the accusations that Jamie Foxx has been replaced by a CLONE, Holden calls Ariana Grande the SPIDER SHE IIIIIS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus in a CULT!??! A totally shitty list, blinds and da shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	It's time for more page 7 and wisdom the bruiser present release the
0:07.1	But Hole Cut Tour coming to you in September and October where we heading in
0:11.9	September Jackie. We're going on September 12th we're going to Nash in October, where are we heading in September, Jackie?
0:13.1	We're going on September 12th, we're going to Nashville,
0:15.4	we're going on September 13th to Atlanta, Georgia,
0:18.6	and then are going back to my hometown,
0:20.6	September 14th of Tampa Florida.
0:23.6	In October, October 3rd, we're gonna be in Detroit, Michigan,
0:27.6	October 4th, we're gonna be in Columbus,
0:29.6	and October 5th, we're gonna be in Pittsburgh.
0:31.8	K-7 and Wizard of the Bruiser present, release the But Hole Cut Tour.
0:35.3	You can find tickets at last podcast network.com, baby. Oh, this one goes out to all you Barbistas out there. I want to push you around.
0:58.7	Well, I will. Well, I will.
1:01.3	Definitely that would be Barbie.
1:02.3	Grew my dog. Well, I will. I will. I will.
1:03.0	I will.
1:04.0	But I will, well, I will.
1:08.0	I want to take you all Grand Air.
1:11.0	It is not the song. You thought maybe I would sing the Barbie song.
1:15.0	You thought maybe there's many other songs that I could sing.
1:18.0	But of all of the songs, that's what was in my head as I left the movie theater last night.
1:25.0	Welcome to page 7. You know, I never say welcome to page 7.
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