Ep. 500: No one cares.

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for the lead, Jackie headin' down to the strike and how powerful it feels to be led by THE Fran Drescher, Ron Perlman is HOT BLOODED for good reason, the anticipation of The Golden Bachelor and horrifying ways to exploit it as a producer, Tom Cruise DEBUNKS THE WEIRDEST RUMOR ABOUT HIMSELF!?!??!?! and did P7 actually create the fish fucking conspiracy!?!?, the Hallmark Channel Christmas Cruise sounds like a fuckin' nightmare, Guy Fieri has BROKEN JACKIE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART, Holden is obsessed with a burger made entirely of cheese, how Holden can finally STOP his revenge ritual and return to a normal routine, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Olivia Rodrigo's new shade song about TAY!?!?! Also, an icebreaker 90's fact list to help you next time you are stuck in a situation in which you need to break the ice around you and make things less awkward and this list will provide just such that break of ice that you need, blinds and shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	It's time for more page 7 and wisdom the bruiser present release the
0:07.1	But Hole Cut Tour coming to you in September and October where we heading in
0:11.8	September Jackie we're going on September 12th we're going to Nash in October, where are we heading in September, Jackie?
0:13.1	We're going on September 12th, we're going to Nashville,
0:15.3	we're going on September 13th to Atlanta, Georgia,
0:18.6	and then are going back to my hometown,
0:20.6	September 14th of Tampa Florida.
0:23.6	In October 3rd, we're gonna be in Detroit, Michigan,
0:27.6	October 4th, we're gonna be in Columbus,
0:29.5	and October 5th, we're gonna be in Pittsburgh.
0:31.7	K-7 and Wizard of the Bruiser present,
0:33.4	release the Butthole Cut Tour.
0:35.1	You can find tickets at last podcast network.com, baby. Well, I'm hot-blooded
0:54.7	jagged and see it yeah
0:58.0	I got a fever of a hundred and eight
1:02.0	It is 924 in the morning that I can't hear these sounds.
1:05.0	I cannot hear this right now.
1:08.0	I cannot hear this right now.
1:10.0	I'm hot blood it.
1:12.0	I'm hot,
1:13.4	hot, blood it.
1:15.0	Is that Winnie awake because she's sick?
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