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The Adventure Zone

Ep. 5. Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Five

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Merle, Taako and Magnus complete their rescue mission, but then completely fail an entirely new, far more important mission. Taako acquires a powerful artifact, and doesn't seem so stoked about it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on the Adventure Zone, the door opens and exiting from it is a young orc woman who is holding

0:09.6

the biggest crossbow any of you have ever seen. What's your name there?

0:14.4

My name is Killian, lying precariously towards close to the edge of the pit. You see the one, the only Gundran Rocksieker.

0:23.0

Gundran. Gundran. And across from her is a drow, a dark elf. Who are you?

0:33.0

I'm the black spider. What is your what's your Christian name? It's Brian darling. Don't tell me are you here also for the

0:42.8

No, I shall abrocuff you.

0:46.7

I cast magic missile on him. I'm going to die now. I'll drink up all the potion that you've got under the shell.

0:59.9

So just let me introduce myself. It's the Adventure Zone.

1:29.9

So there's a big door is it the only exit the one that the one that the

1:38.8

I'll set up the scene. I'll start with some word magic.

1:45.6

That's just how I like word oh man see. So the three of you have just finished a very intense

1:52.9

battle with or eating a power bar and drinking some Gatorade. You're eating some Luna bars to just

1:58.8

like get your your vitamins your minerals essential oils all from these wonderful Luna bars. This

2:06.0

week's episode is sponsored by Luna bars. They're like cliff bars but they won't make you as

2:11.8

constipated. So you've just finished this battle. Killian comes out from she was hiding behind the

2:19.5

the open giant iron rot door because she had been disarmed. She walks out and sort of surveys the

2:26.3

scene and you can tell she is incredibly impressed. She says I cannot believe you guys pull that off.

2:34.8

The Brian magic Brian is one of the most accomplished powerful wizards I have ever met in all of my days.

2:43.0

I am flabbergasted frankly that we all did not perish. Well you're welcome I guess I guess

2:50.3

are pretty much rad. She walks over to the edge of the pit and looks down and goes if you'll excuse

2:57.9

me I need to recover something very quickly. None of you go anywhere. So it's all of all of you and

3:04.8

Gundrin. Hold up. Before all right Killian before you go anywhere what is all of this about?

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