Hello, hello. Welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm live from Hoboken, New Jersey. I'm just...

I don't want to ruin the vibe. I like the vibe. You are not live. You are pre-recorded.

This is not a streaming podcast. Jen, where are you dialing in from?

Oh, I'm a first-time calvert. No, I'm not. I'm in Germany,

at least. We are in Berlin. I'm in a super cool, multi-generational Airbnb. All the grandparents

came. My parents are here. Genman Genpa, as he calls them. That's an idea for step-grandparents

out there. I think they're going to say that's an idea for reality show, bring both sets of

grandparents to an Airbnb. I'm in Germany. That's what it feels like. It's exciting. I'm very excited

to have kicked them out of the room for just a little bit so I can connect with the fam and you.

Welcome to Fat Mascara, everybody. We're here for our beauty podcast. How you doing?

I'm doing really well. I'm doing well. Yeah. And looking really good. Thanks. Notice something

refreshed about me. Notice something tidier about my visage. I do, because I'm very close to you,

and I think those brows are like, they're bumping, they're kicking, they're sharp.

A couple of points. No, I'm just kidding. So it's sharp. It's a sharp price point. Oh, my God.

But it's okay. I like tight. No, you have great brows right now. What's going on?

So the other day, I met the amazing Kelly Baker. Kelly Baker Browse.

Kelly Baker Browse. She came to the city for a press tour. Make it sound like an actress

something for a press tour. She had like a little pop up for editors, et cetera. And it was nice

to meet her. I've never met her before. She does. I want to say she does the Kardashian's Browse,

but it's like beyond Kardashian. I feel like that's like it's a very limiting way to describe

somebody's career. I feel like once you say they do the Kardashians. Yeah. Then being the most

famous beauty influencers, it's like, but then it gives the whole thought and look to the whole idea

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