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Ep. 493: Let Utah Cum

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger boy, but she sure is a CHICKEN CHOKER, Nick Cannon continues to prove he is neither a good partner nor father, The Ultimatum: Queer Love is comin' to Netflix and YOU BETTER BE READY FOR IT TO CONSUME US AAAALLLLLL!!!!, celebrities are feelin' the G U I L T, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus secretly releasing music as Clara Pierce!? Lastly, a list to inspire for the VIP Meet & Greets (JKJKJK, but get your tix naaaoooo), blind items you can hardly recognize, and SHOOUTTTSSSSS!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Hey guys, Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on tour.

0:05.4

Yes, the release the But Hole Cut Tour.

0:07.4

Holden, where are we going?

0:08.8

That's right, starting in June, we are going to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Oregon,

0:12.2

Tacoma, Oregon to come to Washington, Oklahoma City, Kansas City and St Louis, Missouri.

0:17.5

Where can we get tickets, MJ?

0:19.5

For tickets go to last podcast network dot com.

0:22.8

What's that one more time?

0:24.2

That's last podcast network dot com.

0:27.0

Yeah.

0:28.0

Noice. I don't know if you're ready for this but it is going to be a controversial beginning to the episode so hold on to your

0:47.3

hats.

0:48.3

I just want bang bang bang bang I don't want relationship I just want bang bang bang bang I don't want relationship. I just want bang, bang, bang, bang.

0:53.8

I don't want to know your name.

0:55.4

I just want bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

0:57.1

I don't want to meet your mom.

0:58.8

I just want bang, bang, bang, bang.

1:00.3

Why are you both looking at me like you don't know this song?

1:02.4

What is that from like the King and I?

1:04.2

What is that?

1:06.0

Sounds like you're doing like an old like 40s, like 30s musical number.

1:10.5

From the King and I, you think they're talking about bang, bang, banging and the King and I?

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