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Real Time with Bill Maher

Ep. #493: Adam Schiff, Bob Costas

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bill’s guests are Adam Schiff, Bob Costas, John Avlon, Zerlina Maxwell, and Grover Norquist. (Originally aired 4/26/19)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series real time with Bill Maugh.

0:30.0

Thank you very much.

0:54.0

That's next week you're all fantastic. Thank you. Thank you. I, uh, please. I don't, I, I, I, I know why you're excited tonight.

1:04.0

Biden is in. I know. Finally a fresh face.

1:16.0

And this brings the number of Democrats running for president to everybody.

1:22.0

Joe made the announcement on his social media platform, Western Union.

1:28.0

You know what? I am going to, I am going to do old jokes because I do everything kind of jokes.

1:34.0

It doesn't mean that I don't think he should be president just because he's 76. That's ageism, which is a form of bigotry like the others.

1:42.0

Okay, that, but having said that, he does have hair plugs that are older than Pete Buttigieg.

1:50.0

And two things can be true. And I strongly disagree with those people who say Joe Biden doesn't have a vision.

2:02.0

He doesn't have night vision. But no, it's, it's obvious. The, the, the woke left is not excited about this.

2:11.0

They're like, oh great, another white guy in the race. So today, Joe announced he is transitioning.

2:19.0

And the woke people love that. But then he fucked up his own gender pro now. Now they hate him again.

2:27.0

So, and now of course the other complaint about Joe Biden and his role, that was that it's a little light on policy, which is true.

2:36.0

You know, he didn't offer anything like free college. But if you're stressed out about your student loans, who give you a shoulder?

2:47.0

He was, hey, he's brave. He went on the view today. All those hugable ladies.

2:58.0

It's like sending a drug addict to Burning Man. I mean, I was, but, but I, I like Joe's message.

3:08.0

His message is different than the other candidate so far, which is there is only one issue.

3:13.0

That's what he is saying. Donald Trump must be removed. This, this kind of resonates with me because just as he was saying it, this was what was going on.

3:31.0

Yeah, those two.

3:33.0

Measure what Trump thinks when he sees this. It's like being at a party, seeing your wife talking to your mistress.

3:43.0

But I can tell that Trump is a little worried about Biden because he already got a nickname. Sleepy Joe.

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