Ep. 492: Generational Nut

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrimination lawsuit comes to a close soon!), Tom Cruise lookin' like he's ready to jump on a couch about Fishkira (ShaFishra? idk), all that DRAMAAAA about T. Swift dating what appears to be the human manifestation of a 2005 4Chan post as well as the BAD BLOOD between Swift and a specific security guard, is Batfleck broody or just a pissfaceboi? OR COULD IT BE BOTH?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Nick LaSHAMES fans fake (with ON AIR CONFIRMATION)!? And a list of ridiculous demands put on celebrities and blindz SO famous they don't NEED a subject line! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Hey guys, Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on tour.
0:05.4	Yes, the release the But Hole Cut Tour.
0:07.4	Holden, where are we going?
0:08.8	That's right, starting in June, we are going to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Oregon,
0:12.2	Tacoma, Oregon to Coma, Washington, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and St Louis, Missouri.
0:17.5	Where can we get tickets, MJ?
0:19.5	For tickets, go to last podcast network dot com.
0:22.8	What's that one more time?
0:24.2	That's last podcast network dot com.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:27.6	noise. I'm the Lizzo now dog it ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose gotta blame it on the goose
0:46.9	gotta blame it on the juice baby
0:49.8	ain't my fault that I'm out here making news. I'm not putting in the proof
0:55.0	Gotta blame it. I'm a juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, e, e, uh, yeah, e, yeah, yeah, yeah, I blame it.
1:02.4	I'm a juice.
1:03.5	I know that it's not, it's technically from years ago,
1:07.5	but it's been trapped in my head for days.
1:10.5	My life's falling apart and I blame it on Jackie's juice.
1:15.0	Why? My juice is fulfilling. My juice heals. My juice gives, but my juice also taketh away so you should live in fear of my juice you are correct.
1:27.2	Living in fear of the juice.
1:28.6	Ever since I drank Jackie's juice everybody hates me. Yeah man I'm sorry that was that was just your
1:35.6	lore I'm just giving you your story. I'm just giving you your story. I'm
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