Ep. 491: We Wanna Say Thank You, Holden

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA including why anyone would want to honor Karl Lagerfeld in 2023 when Choupette is still alive and ready to party, Jared Leto betraying his stilted Italian accent HOUSE 'A GUCCI roots to play the aforementioned cat owner, Lil Nas X meowing at reporters and Doja Cat finally reaching her Final Form, Penelope Cruz picking a gorgeous Chanel dress (that Karl Lagerfeld would have detested, along with the others), the odd feeling one gets upon hearing 'North West setting up her Mommy's Room before the Met Gala' and the many luxuries that included, Pedro Pascal taking out his SLUTTY LITTLE KNEES for a galavant at the Met Gala, Liquid Death teaming up with Travis Barker to make an 'Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit', and for the first MJ hosted Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Joe Alwyn play as Taylor Swift's beard for a Grammy?!? A list of celebrity quotes to show celebrities definitely aren't like us, blindz that will have you SCREAMING and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Hey guys is Jackie Zebrowski and Page 7 and Wizard on the Bruiser are going back on tour with the
0:08.0	release the But Hole Cut Tour.
0:10.0	We're coming to your town, hold it where are we going?
0:12.1	Salt Lake City, Denver, Colorado, Las Vegas,
0:15.7	we're going to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma,
0:17.8	Washington, Oklahoma City, Kansas City,
0:20.4	and St. Louis, Missouri. Where can they find tickets, MJ?
0:24.6	For tickets go to Last Podcast Network.com.
0:27.8	What's that again?
0:29.0	Last Podcast Network.
0:31.1	Come.
0:31.3	Hell yeah. In honor of the greatest show of all time release the but hole cut which is coming to your town soon.
0:55.0	Yes, guess what has gotten back into my head?
1:01.7	And they all say, oh well, never was there ever.
1:05.0	I get so clever as magical.
1:08.0	Mr.
1:11.0	Mr. Folly. magical mest, mestophilfally.
1:14.0	Oh, you don't want to do it?
1:17.0	You don't want to keep going, MJ, you scared?
1:20.0	You scared of how intense I can get about mustophiles?
1:22.8	Oh, well, I think we all know that it goes on
1:25.6	for about three minutes.
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