Ep. 489: Love Is Dead

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Holden's Twitch, NEW TOUUUUUUR DATES CUMMIN' UP ON LASTPODCASTNETWORK, Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet have been secretly in an age-appropriate relationship and now we all feel old, Kim Kardashian brings her puppy cop lovin' vocal fry abilities to American Horror Story, Jack Black's incredible music video for Peaches (which has nothin' to do with the 1996 song by The Presidents of the United States of America from the album The Presidents of the United States of America), it's Jackie (and the audience) v The Critics when it comes to The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Nick Cannon would be open to T. Swift being his lucky 13 sister wife and the absolute travesty of trying to surprise your kids when they don't know what you look like, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Leonardo DiCaprio dose James Cameron with PCP?!? And a list of commercials to search on YouTube while listening to this episode and blindz that follow an earlier thread! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's Jackie Zabrowski and Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruser are going back
0:07.1	on tour with the release of the Butthole Cut tour.
0:09.9	We're coming to your town, hold it where we going.
0:12.1	Salt Lake City, Denver, Colorado, Las Vegas.
0:15.7	We're going to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Washington, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and
0:20.8	St. Louis, Missouri.
0:22.7	Where can they find tickets, MJ?
0:24.6	For tickets, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.
0:27.8	What's that again?
0:28.9	Lastpodcastnetwork.com.
0:30.9	Hell yeah!
0:35.9	Jackie, give it your fucking all or your dead to me.
0:48.6	Well, it was going to be the DK rap for you, but now because of the Taylor Swift TikTok,
0:56.2	it has to be champagne problems.
1:03.2	I can't do someone's eyes and ask you, she would have made such a lovely bride.
1:12.2	What a shame she's fucked in the head, they said.
1:15.2	But you'll find the real thing instead.
1:17.2	She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred.
1:20.2	Love you, dead wild answer.
1:24.2	Never leave you standing.
1:26.2	Chris Fallet on the land in Japan, problems.
1:31.2	Love is dead.
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