So here's an old joke about a dumb guy on a game show.

And in the old days when I heard this, I was a kid.

They said it was a Polish guy because Polish people

were supposed to be stupid.

And nowadays they would probably say it was a blonde.

But I don't want to be prejudiced at all.

So let's just say it's a blonde Polish guy.

So there's this dumb guy on a game show,

and he just can't get anything right.

And he doesn't get any of the answers to anything.

And the MC begins to feel sorry for him.

And besides, he's going to ask him the simplest question

that he can come up with.

And the MC finally, just so he can win a little money,

he says to the dumb guy, what is the meaning of Easter?

And the dumb guy says, oh, yeah, yeah, I know that.

I know that on Good Friday, Jesus was crucified.

And then they put him in the tomb and rolled the rock over.

And the MC says, right, right.

And he says then on Easter Sunday, the tomb rolled back.

And Jesus was resurrected.

And he stepped outside.

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