Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I know

Thank you. I know I know I know

Please it's a lot of show to do you have a big night. It's a big news day

I know why you're happy the Mueller report finally came out

For liberals this is like Christmas

If it was based on real events, but

But wait nobody knows what's in the report everybody at TV is giving an opinion on this very important report that they have not read

I just saw a graphic on MSNBC breaking speculation

What we do know for sure is that individual one is in deep number two

But will it matter because no matter how damning it is Trump at the last two years has poisoned the well

Consolese saying Mueller is the crooked one right and it's all been written by angry Democrats and it's the deep state

That's what I used to do when I knew a bad report card was coming

I'd be like mom keep in mind the teacher is an asshole who has it out for me

Trump has tweeted over 170 times that this is a witch hunt

Yet there's criminal charges against 34 people six Trump associate

Manafort and Cohen and Flynn and Stone and pop a Doppler's engage. That's a lot of witches

And

And and Trump himself. He's a whiny little witch, you know

But hey, it's spring this week. Can we at least be happy about that?

Finally this winner is over and spring break the time of year when drunk and titled American kids

Head to Cabo and Dijuana and the Mexicans chant build a wall

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