Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

How you doing?

Thank you.

Welcome to this fucking country.

That's the name of my new NPR show.

All that and more today on this fucking country.

Good timing there.

Well, this is the week we found out that Nancy Pelosi does not want to impeach Donald Trump.

And we rolled up Lori Lofflin.

Well, everyone's talking about this.

Have you seen this?

The college admissions scandal.

Federal prosecutors this week charge 50 people in this massive scheme to bribe coaches at colleges, admissions officials.

These are at elite schools to get their kids in.

I think this is wildly unfair to other rich kids who got in because their parents donated directly the old fashioned.

But the school's involved.

You know, we're talking about Yale, Stanford, Georgetown, you of San Diego.

Here's a little tip.

Instead of bribing that school, just apply.

Really, you don't need to break into that house.

The door is open.

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