Ep. 488: Ralph the Slumlord Turtle

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEK (SEE U SOON IN THE FLESHBAG), gOOp winning in the lowest stakes lawsuit to capture the publics attention, an extra positive April Real's Day Toast happening April 19th (on Holden's twitch) to help mend those broken spirits, a roundup of companies April Fool's Day stunts and the ones that made Jackie smile, the newest season of Love Is Blind and how the show is rapidly consuming the lives of all those around (not to mention THE Song) with bonus philosophical reflection upon the ramifications of Reality TV, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Tyler Perry Will Smith in A Silicone Mask??!? A list that's too good to get past the first one, blindz with a side dash of whatever Florence Pugh's grandmother uses to season her food, and SHOUTS!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Oh
0:09.9	Jackie had a bit of a revelation in her monster thrust need and it began with
0:17.5	Teenage Mutant Nidd
0:18.9	Dirtles
0:19.7	Teenage Mutant Nidd
0:21.1	Dirtles
0:21.7	Teenage Mutant Nidd
0:23.5	Jackie
0:24.3	Heroes in a Habshell
0:25.7	Title Power
0:26.7	These are team barely legal teams Jack
0:29.4	I have so many questions. All right for some reason so we are talking about it in chat
0:33.8	Come hang out over on my twitch. Oh no, it's Jackie because we were talking about it in chat
0:38.6	And I realized that Michelangelo was one of my first crushes
0:43.1	And then I think that that's where it all really started from because we were getting into the nitty-gritty
0:50.0	You know Lisa Rose and I we were playing we were playing a dating sim where you could either date a
0:55.1	Raptor who skateboards or you could date a fairy who is a book nerd or you could date a sassquatch
1:03.8	Or you could date like ooh a really goth ghost and she's really hot
1:07.4	But then I was thinking about
1:10.2	Teenage Mutant Nidd
1:11.3	Turtles and how deeply in love with Michelangelo I was but did you have one of these from teenager like were you obsessed with April?
1:19.6	Were you obsessed with any of the turtles?
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