Ep. 485: Nothing But Covid

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the in memoriam being moved to a QR code, COVID ruining MJs vaca, Holden banishes curses, Jackie gives a leech report, life in a post-Gronkie world (where was this one OSCARS), PEDROPASCALFEVER, Jason Momoa showin his butt, Holden thinks about gettin' a nub, BIG RANCH continuing it's march to total domination with the release of Ice Cream, slides and MORE!, MJ finally getting their Margaritaville Crocs, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is T-Swifts Biggest Fan Trying to TAKE OVER HER LIFE?!? Also an inedible list, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:08.6	Weirdly enough, the song is in my head because of TikTok and I feel like I'm in some sort of white brain prison?
0:14.9	T-Wow.
0:15.4	Hitting where Ike men stranger in a strange land,
0:18.5	D-L-N-Burl, and we're being a fixed invasion.
0:21.4	Lawrence of all rabies, British beat of maniac.
0:24.4	Oh, Miss John Glenn, listen, Beats Patterson.
0:27.4	Pope Paul Malcolm X, British politician,
0:29.9	James K.
0:31.1	No, no way.
0:32.0	What else do I have to say?
0:33.5	We're in the time of the fire.
0:36.1	It was always the fire.
0:37.6	It was the ones that died in the fire.
0:39.3	We're in the time of the fire.
0:41.6	The one that died in the time of the fire.
0:45.6	I can't.
0:46.8	It is, I, it is, I, it may, you know, this song always makes me think of my sister
0:51.8	because my sister definitely listened to the cassette tape over and over and over again
0:56.2	to learn every word.
0:57.4	And she used to torture us with it.
1:00.0	And she would just like sing it into our ears like behind us just to annoy us.
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