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Ep. 485: Bare Legs, Body-Scrub Troubles & The Week’s Beauty News

Fat Mascara

Fat Mascara LLC

Dermatology, Fashion & Beauty, Arts, Beauty News, Makeup, Skincare, Perfume, Fragrance

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In this pleasantly meandering episode, we contemplate celebrities who have beef with their glam squads (and vice versa), discuss bare-leg insecurity and how to handle it, and dream about owning a farm. Plus, Jess’s Beauty Sandwich facial from Iván Pol; skincare for dogs; reverse money pieces, the latest hair color trend; and a new way to prevent underarm odor. Oh! And one last thing: Can you help us find the perfect (aka, “not gloopy-doopy”) body scrub?

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0:00.0

Hello, we missed you last week, Jess. Welcome to Fat Mascara, everyone. I know you're with

0:13.9

one knee. I was we it was a little unhinged. I'm not gonna lie. I haven't seen her in so long.

0:20.0

Oh my god. Remember, we all used to work together in the Hearst Tower. We did. I didn't want to work

0:25.2

with her, but I sometimes had come visit you guys. I know what we talked about. We kept everybody

0:30.6

up to date on the news. Fat Mascara did not leave anybody hanging. The headlines were handled.

0:36.4

The headlines were handled. I would say one, you didn't have a business desk. She had more of a

0:41.7

somehow it all relates back to DC Comics or Keanu Reeves desk. I know she likes Keanu a lot.

0:47.9

But that's one knee. So yeah. Hi, how are you? How's your way going? My week is going very well.

0:53.5

It is action packed. A few things. Yeah. Yesterday, tell me, I was on an important business. I had

1:02.8

to see Iban Paul. Oh. Very important business. Yes. I had a I had a mission. He is also known as

1:12.0

the Beauty Sandwich. And I experienced the sandwich. Maybe for the uninformed. Can you define the

1:20.2

Beauty Sandwich? Yes. So the Beauty Sandwich. Okay. So go on your Instagram. If you have one,

1:25.6

feel like a lot of our listeners might have Instagram, right? Yeah. So all of it. Everyone.

1:30.8

W, W, W. I think there's like three people who probably don't have Instagram and good for you.

1:38.1

I want to be like you one day. So check him out. He is an incredible like to call him like an

1:45.1

esthetician is not really doing him justice. You know, we're going to have him on the show soon.

1:50.8

And he can tell you about his background. He really is like a wizard with all kinds of devices.

1:56.4

He's not. He doesn't give you as Jen once said, like a massage, wash your face while you take

2:02.0

an app. This man is like a wizard with radio frequency, all kinds of tools that I didn't even

2:08.9

recognize and ever seen. Somebody bust out these kind of tools. And he does. You sat in his,

2:14.2

you had like an experience with him. It was his meeting. You laid down. Yeah. We had a meeting.

2:19.0

But then I experienced the sandwich. And he does this incredible proprietary facial that he created.

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