Ep. 483: Death By A Thousand MILFs
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The Last Podcast Network
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Alright I'm gonna be real here I've had the song under the sea stuck in my head and it is |
| 0:13.6 | um specifically the part where it's down here all the fish is happy as off through the waves |
| 0:19.6 | they roll the fish on the land they happy they said go the in a bowl but fish in the bowl is lucky |
| 0:27.3 | they in bar a was off it one day when the boss gets hungry this will go beyond the plate but |
| 0:33.4 | here's the thing I know that I don't really necessarily sing the song with the accent so then I |
| 0:39.2 | was in my car going under the sea under the sea darling it's better down where it's a weather |
| 0:47.0 | take it from me you're like about to commit a crime on it I was gonna say I'm murder I like |
| 0:55.9 | your way to commit a murder you're just practicing your car my under the sea yeah the sea |
| 1:04.4 | take it from me oh is it better take it from me let's go no I like it to be done I don't want to take |
| 1:13.1 | anything from the plate to take it from me so I've been I just had this is the thing sometimes I |
| 1:22.6 | worry that people are gonna look at me while I'm sitting my car at least we're in Los Angeles |
| 1:25.7 | where people like oh she's probably going over lines she's probably got lines that she's |
| 1:30.4 | gotta go over because I feel like I see people all over the place here mumbling to themselves I'm |
| 1:34.9 | like oh they got last I'm just trying them trying to get their face to work after they got Botox |
| 1:39.1 | oh yes well you gotta do the jungle gym after what's the jungle gym um the jungle gym of your |
| 1:45.3 | face and going yeah yeah no no no no no no no like you face yoga go go go go go go go go go go go go yeah |
| 1:52.4 | that you know something no you know I'm about getting Botox that will figure you have to do that we're |
| 1:57.2 | crazy thing you have to know I've heard of my life the only person here who has gotten Botox yeah I |
| 2:02.7 | will say I did not follow any of the directions afterwards that they told me that I'm supposed to |
| 2:07.6 | follow and I do think um after this is my research that you are supposed to follow the rules |
| 2:13.2 | that they tell you like don't sleep on your face yeah don't drink too much be really good to yourself |
| 2:19.2 | but um the day I got Botox was the day we had a karaoke night oh my god and so I did the opposite |
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