This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

Slack.com slash DHQ. So around a million children played hooky from school yesterday and took

to the streets and to television to demand that Americans give up the right to bear arms,

which the founders guaranteed in the Constitution. Since our news media was too busy phoning over

these courageous, adorable, ignorant little blots, they never got around to asking them

the questions I'd like to hear these tots and totettes answer. Here are some questions

I'd like to ask the protesting children. Do you know what the Constitution is? Do you

understand why the founding fathers thought to protect the right to bear arms from the

government? Do you know who the founding fathers were? Do you know what government is?

Can you name the three branches of government? Do you know the square root of 256? How does

a bill become law? Who is James Madison? Have you done your homework? Why aren't you in

school? Have you finished your chores? Do you even have chores? Have you ever read a book

without pictures in it? Remind me again why you aren't in school? How would it be if the

next time you tried to take one of my constitutional rights away, I took away your allowance and sent

you to your room without supper? Go shovel the snow out of the driveway. Okay, that last one

wasn't a question. In fact, it was an order. So why are you still standing there? Go shovel

the snow? Little brat. Trigger warning. I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew

Clayvin Show.

...