The special congressional election in Pennsylvania is over and it's so close to the show to be a

recount. But as of right now, Democrat Connor Lamb is the apparent winner by around 700 votes.

The Democrat triumphed in a district Trump won by 20 points and some Republican commentators

have seen trouble in the midterms.

We're all gonna die!

In New York Times, a former newspaper ran an op-ed reaction to the election saying, quote,

it's always hard to read the tea leaves this far out, but the Pennsylvania election clearly

indicates that Republicans will soon be washed away by a great flood and then dragged into the

unquenchable fires of hell while Democrats will likely be lifted bodily into the sky,

where they will dance around the throne of Barack Obama for all eternity while singing holy,

holy, holy as I'm doing right now.

Unquote.

Barack Obama, of course, was a former president or something. It's hard to remember now that his

legacy has been crushed to a fine powder and blown away by the indifferent winds of history.

Lamb ran as a make-believe Republican, touting his military service and his mildly pro-gun policies

in order to get himself into position to vote on every vote exactly as Nancy Pelosi tells him to.

Pelosi, in fact, was delighted by the election and spoke afterward to House Speaker Paul Ryan

about her hopes for the upcoming midterms.

I don't get you, my pretty and your little dog too.

In the Senate, Democrat Chuck Schumer also told his opposite number Mitch McConnell that he was

pleased with the results.

I will destroy you.

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