Ep. 477: Prepper's Gumbo with Doree Shafrir

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Writer Doree Shafrir joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse’s interview with Terry Gross, Doree’s recent trauma getting bit by a dog, and Jordan’s trip to New Orleans. Plus, the guys finally call it quits for a very important reason. Action Item: Should Jordan take shrooms and go to the Main Street Electrical Parade at Disneyland?

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.8	Jordan Morris, boy detective. I feel like I'm pepier than you today.
0:19.0	You're very pepier today. I'm sick. I'm tired.
0:24.5	And I expanded all my emotional energy doing a not-fac-rate job interviewing Terry Grocer earlier today.
0:30.7	Oh boy. Yeah, I didn't do a bad job. Right.
0:34.1	Just not the job I could or wished I could have. It didn't end with you with a tender kiss.
0:40.0	Is what you're saying? Oh gosh. He both also swept up in the moment.
0:44.2	Oh that it could have. I mean, you know, listen, I know you're a happily married guy.
0:51.3	And so is Terry Grocer to happily married woman? Absolutely.
0:55.4	But I'm sure that you've had that talk with your wife of like,
0:59.5	all right, if we each get one, we each get one.
1:03.5	Right. She's probably like, all right, it's, you know, Michael B. Jordan.
1:08.2	Right. And you're like, gotta be gross.
1:11.7	So I'm sure she would understand if that your interview went so well.
1:15.0	My first pig was Lynn Rosetto Casper. Most of the splendid table.
1:19.1	Yeah. She, my wife vetoed that. Oh no.
1:21.9	She's threatened by Lynn Rosetto Casper because Lynn Rosetto Casper can make a meal out of
1:25.7	whatever's in the refrigerator. She's good with pies. Yeah, she's amazing with pies.
1:30.0	So that was off the list. I said, well, tab out how about the honey voice?
1:36.0	infinitely patient. Miss Terry Grocer. But I mean, it sounds like this is a non-issue now
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