Ep. 476: Bag of Tariffs

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

In a rare guest-less episode, Jesse tries to sell Jordan on the virtues of flannel-lined chinos, Jordan brings another NSFW question to the table from Reddit, and the guys get real about buffets.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.6	Jordan Morris boy detective. Looking beautiful in a nice blue pin dot.
0:18.0	Thank you. Thank you. I told you a peek behind the curtain.
0:23.2	Yeah, before we started recording. Yeah.
0:25.1	I told you that I had recently gotten some new warm weather shirts.
0:29.9	Congratulations. Thank you. It's getting warmer.
0:32.9	Yeah, I had on like a cardigan in recent weeks when I was going to work.
0:37.5	Can I tell you where I had to ditch that asshole because it got too hot?
0:40.6	Can I tell you what I do when it gets hot in here?
0:43.4	Take off all my clothes.
0:45.2	Are you getting so hot?
0:46.8	Yeah, I'm going to take my shoes off. Do you want to take your clothes off?
0:49.1	Yeah, absolutely.
0:50.8	We have a lot of that. We have a lot of that warm weather here in Los Angeles.
0:53.6	I understand how you can get some warm weather shirts.
0:55.4	Mm-hmm. You got to make the turn.
0:57.2	Yeah. Eventually you got to get ready and make the turn.
0:59.9	That's something about seasons.
1:01.6	You got to know here it comes and you got to commit to it.
1:04.4	So otherwise you're going to be in a bunch of shami shirts.
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