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Ep. 473: 'Tis the Damn Season

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly Parton NYE Special, what color Mariah Carey's dress at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a revisit of Friends with Christmas, Candace Cameron Bure leaving Hallmark to make even worse movies, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner;  Dwayne the Rock Johnson? More like Dwayne "Piss Bottle" Johnson! the List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Jackie Zabrowski.

0:03.9

And I'm MJ.

0:04.9

And I'm Holden from the Page 7 podcast, and we're going on to aaaaaaaah!

0:09.6

That's right, we're touring all up in this motherf***er-e-can country.

0:13.3

I'm f***ing cursing so-what-ever, Jackie.

0:15.0

Just say the filthy F word already.

0:16.8

And we will say the filthy F word when we come to your town.

0:20.4

That's right, we're coming to Texas, the Midwest, the Northeast, and then right back here

0:24.1

in Galley, baby.

0:25.8

That links in more details visit lastpodcastnetwork.com.

0:38.2

Absolutely, release the butthole cut.

1:04.8

That's right, it's Chris receiving these shoes just outside.

1:18.3

That one was going to die.

1:20.3

Could you hurry, sir?

1:22.3

Daddy says there's not much time.

1:25.1

She gone die!

1:26.1

She's been sick for quite a while.

1:29.1

I know these shoes make a smile and I want to look beautiful

1:45.2

Very inappropriate way to start the show, but you know what? It's all about the Christmas shoes

1:50.0

Gotta make sure that mama is tap tap tap dancing into the afterlife for Christmas

1:56.0

Tap dance for Jesus money. What do you think the Christmas shoes look like in your head?

2:00.9

Do they have bells on them? Because I see these really gaudy

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