Hello. Hi, John. Who's there? Who's that?

Who's that? It's me. Hi, Merlin.

What's up for a Cosby? Oh, no. I never did a Cosby impression. I never thought it was

funny. I didn't I didn't watch half of Bill Cosby himself this weekend. Um, the chocolate cake behind you.

Oh, hello, John. Hi, you know, I'm sitting here. I've got I had I bought some pillowcases.

Oh, and I bought some pillows to go in them. And as I was buying the pillows, I was like, these

pillows aren't big enough for these pillowcases. I hate that. But I got a lot to say about pillows

pillowcases. But I did it anyway. These are couch pillows, not not home pillows. Oh, I see. So, uh,

and try to call it more of a cushion. Yeah, that's right. A cushion. But the disparity still bothers me.

It bothers me. And, um, my pillows on my bed are all too big for my pillowcases. Yeah, that's

what I got a lot to say about. There's been a lot of pillow inflation. I think it's bullshit.

The pillows are enormous. And, and I've got all these great pillowcases and I can't use them.

But these pillows like that classic, you know, the hot dogs come in a set of eight and the buns come

in six or whatever. Yeah, the hot dogs too hot. Yeah, you didn't let color your mini golf ball.

Yeah, we got in here for you. We got this. The tiny drives rides weren't scary enough.

So, so what I did, I was sitting here on the couch, the couch, the pillow, the cushions were, were saggy.

And so, I took the, I took a pillow out of one. I put it in the other. So I got two pillows per,

per air pillow. But see, now you're changing physics. Yeah, yeah. So, so let's find

or stand correctly. Um, you, you, the cases that you got in good faith were too big for the

internals of the cushion that they would be housing. They were selling them right next to each other.

Here's the pillow. Here's the pillow case. Oh, now that's just irresponsible. I held them up. I was

like, are you sure about that? But it was all wrapped in everything and I didn't want to unpack it.

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