Hello, hello, welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jess. Welcome, everyone. Hi, I'm Jen. It's time for Fat Mascara. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's time. Okay.

Let's do it. So listen, I was walking around the city the other day, and I knew it is not one, but two, like little pop-up Botox shops.

Okay, like drive-through, drive-through filler, drive-through talks. Yeah, just kind of like, you know, easy peasy.

I'm also saying I just kind of think- Actually, my block has a new one. Now that I can only think of it, and I walked by, and I saw the

Dermologic Assign, I was like, oh, it must be an estheticians, and then I looked at the menu, and it had Botox and stuff on it too.

It's getting very accessible. I mean, within reason, you know, it's not a- not a- not a brow wax, but yeah.

It isn't, but it does speak to something I was just reading about in Beauty Inc.

This new hashtag, High Maintenance to Be Low Maintenance. That's quite a mouthful.

Literally, the line is- I would stop typing. In fact, there's a parenthetical after the writer writes about it and says,

clunky and verbose as it is. Oh, my God. But what it's about are, quote, unquote, tweakments.

So people that are getting- that don't call what they're getting a treatment per se, but they're getting a

tweakment, small, small, small cosmetic procedures in order to do less of the big stuff, spend less on skincare, spend less on makeup, all of that.

Okay. Okay. So it's kind of like they're putting in the effort so that they can just jump out of bed and look gorgeous.

Hello. How many times have I talked about this over the years? Like this is- I know. I called it front-loading your beauty routine.

But that sounds so elegant. Once again, it's proving that I don't know how to know

name things and I will never go viral on TikTok because I can't come up with these cutesy names

like Dr. Whitney Bowen's skin cycling. But the concept still intrigues me because it's kind of how I

approach my beauty. Like my whole routine is like I don't mind getting tweakments if you want to call them

that fine. I call them treatments. But so that I don't have to do so much with facials every month

in skincare and whatever. Like once a year laser, like you barely need serum. Well, I mean, I think

all of this depends on your budget. That was hyperbolic statement by the way. The minute it came out of my

mouth, I realized I was clating it. Remember what I mean? My friend Clayton when he just throws something

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