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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 470: Time is a Hat Circle with Dan Kennedy

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Writer and host Dan Kennedy joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of what happened when Dan's AirBnB hosts asked him to dinner, the increased deployment of the clapping emoji between words online, and how great Laurence Fishburne is in John Wick 2. Plus, Jesse announces the Blue Ribbon Commission who will be judging the finalists of the $1000 #JJGoBigHat Scholarship for Lifelong Learning.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris boy detective

0:15.6

Welcome to the program all you tuppies out there. What up tuppies? I want to say Jordan real quick

0:21.2

Because I want I I like to give and we'll introduce our guests in a moment

0:24.6

I like to give credit where it's due by though

0:27.3

I should say that before we started I think you were in the restroom. Yeah go in body. Yeah

0:34.5

Like you do some time. That's what you assume I was doing

0:39.2

Were you were you have shooting up? Yes. Oh shooting up. Okay

0:44.0

That maybe you were pulling yourself off

0:49.4

So is that a way of saying masturbating here. Okay D2 or let's remember what we were talking about okay

0:55.1

You shooting heroin. Let's go back to it right

0:58.7

So I when you work when you work for

1:02.5

At midnight as I do you have to make a lot of jokes that involve masturbation no sure

1:08.6

Well young men love at midnight. It's a hilarious show sure young men

1:13.3

They sure do one thing they all have in common makes a few great and it helps them get to sleep exactly

1:19.7

J.O. T. L. E. K. O. right got it

1:22.0

and

1:24.0

And you'll you'll kind of you can notice who gets there's a lot of great writers on that show

1:30.9

And you can tell who wrote something by how they talk about masturbation. Uh-huh. I say cranking it

1:39.3

Nick Wigger

1:41.3

Pulling yourself off

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