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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 469: Thinking With Your Butthole with Seth Morris

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Actor and writer Seth Morris joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of inexplicable hangover commands Jordan's body gives him, the official name for Jordan, Jesse, Go! listeners and the new, very real, $1000 scholarship award Jesse is offering to encourage and support lifelong learning.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris boy detective from back and better than ever

0:17.1

No the same worst worst slightly worse somewhat worse back in slightly worse

0:22.1

I think I've been on a long slow decline for about five years. Oh, okay five to seven

0:26.8

So you're back and as bad as you've ever been I had my age 27 season age 27

0:32.6

That's why I hit my peak mm and I've gained I gained power but lost speed

0:38.1

Mm-hmm about four or five years after that. Yeah, but I'm even three years past my power peak at this point

0:44.3

I'm 35 years old didn't Courtney love kill you and make it look like a suicide. That's correct. Oh, okay

0:49.3

That's correct. That was a bummer. I still remember where I was when I heard yeah

0:53.6

It was it was and I loved those mohair sweaters. Yeah, you know, mm-hmm end of the day

0:59.7

That's what I'll be remembered for yeah, yeah my fondness for a mohair card again

1:03.7

And you were and you definitely were crushed when the jock started getting into you. Oh, yeah, that was a bummer

1:09.2

I was looking down on that from my perch on high mm-hmm. I live in a mountains

1:14.6

What are we talking about now?

1:16.6

Are you some sort of okay? So you're in this scenario? Yeah, you are let's write like some sort of football player

1:23.5

And Kurt Cobain. Yeah, I'm a baseball player baseball player. Yeah

1:28.0

Yeah, I think this still tracks. Okay, I think we could probably still go down this road as a ghost

1:32.4

I also live in a mountain cave. Yeah, you're a mountain ghost

1:36.8

Who is a baseball player in Kurt Cobain great like that?

1:40.8

Like that bear from the children's book not corduroy what's the other one called?

1:46.4

Paddington no not that one so how many other bears are there? There's one that lives in a fucking care and steam bear

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