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Ep. 462: Jesus is the Man Who Takes Her Life

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own filmic experiences, the masterpiece that is Bluey, Holden heading down the High School Musical: The Musical: The Series hole, Mariah Carey and her battle to legally be the Queen of Christmas, Cardi B's onion water hair care routine, Tommy Lee's oopsie moment of hanging dong on Instagram, Snoop's new cereal and Holden reading dad jokes on Yahoo News articles, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Command Dancing a tool of white supremacy originally popularized by Henry Ford! The List, Blinds, and ZHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

I gotta start dusting off the karaoke songs for our karaoke live hang out next week!

0:16.3

Me, me, me, me, me!

0:18.6

Thirty-five years and my life is still,

0:21.6

Trying to get up that great big hula hoop.

0:26.3

Oh, I'm for a destination!

0:30.8

I realized quickly when I knew I should that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man.

0:38.8

For whatever that means, a ton of punters, eat a pizza, pop-up!

0:42.9

So I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed,

0:46.3

Just to get it all out, but sin my head and high.

0:50.7

I'm feeling all that oboque-yoo-yoo!

0:53.8

I'm gonna keep going!

0:55.7

And the way I'm more like that's the outside and I take a deep breath that I get real high.

1:02.4

And I scream at the top of my lungs, what's going on?

1:06.9

And I come out guys and I say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1:15.7

I said, hey, oh, what's going on?

1:19.9

You're not in-suit enough, neither one of you is into it enough.

1:22.7

We are having karaoke next week.

1:24.4

Well, not with MJ, but with everybody else.

1:26.6

I'm excited for karaoke next week,

1:28.1

but I have trauma from that.

1:30.1

I know you hate that as a karaoke song.

1:31.5

I know you hate that as a karaoke song.

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