So, what should we talk about today? Trump's new budget or porn? Are we more interested

in discussing our concerns over deficits spending or chatting about naked people having

sex on film? Take your time and think about the pros and cons. If we talk about the budget,

we can look very serious and display our virtue by lecturing each other about the spiraling

federal debt. If we talk about porn, we can look very serious and display our virtue by

condemning degrading and exploitative sex while at the same time picturing images of degrading

and exploitative sex in our minds, possibly sex involving two women at the same time.

Just possibly. If we talk about the budget, we might learn where the true sources of

spending trouble really lie and begin to conceive a realistic idea about the actual problems

facing our nation that politicians aren't going to do anything about. If we talk about

porn, we might learn about a few offbeat sexual techniques that will drive your partner

to wildly ecstatic new heights of self-discussed and hospitalization. Maybe we should combine

the two subjects. For instance, we could talk about the budget while naked, or have sex

while going broke, which is actually the story of my life. The truth is, whether you're

talking about the president's budget or porn, you're probably going to end up discussing

outlandish scenarios that are almost certainly never going to happen. And if we're going

to talk about outlandish scenarios that will probably never happen, why do we talk about

something really interesting? Like, whether anyone in the Corrupt Obama administration will

ever be held accountable and go to jail. But feel free to take your clothes off while

we're talking. Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin

show.

All right, hooray. It's the mailbag tomorrow. So come on over. We always have to give you

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