You know, I always like to have opposing points of view on the show so that you get to hear from people

who disagree with me. You know, for instance, I come on here day after day and I talk to you and

I say there's a God and you'll find joy if you live in the spirit rather than the flesh.

So to offer a different perspective, I brought on a special guest.

Ah, Satan, thank you for coming on.

Ah, thank you so much for having me, old friend.

You know, I really like to get your take on some of the events of the day.

For instance, there's been this big, you know, uprising of women posed to Donald Trump.

We recently have this women's march. What do you think about that?

No, it's a delightful event. Thousands of women wearing pink hats to represent the fact

that they had their vaginas where their brains are supposed to be.

Vulgar signs, vulgar language, angry hate-filled speeches. These are my source of ladies' true.

Also, it drew attention away from that pro-life march down the street.

They were praying and celebrating their children.

Oh, I'm on the other side of that question, of course.

You mean you're not pro-life, you're a pro-choice?

I'm not pro-life, I'm anti-life, sin and death, old boy.

Nothing I enjoy more than spending a pleasant afternoon watching babies being poisoned in the womb

and then ripped to pieces so that their parts can be sold for a tidy profit.

Some people enjoy the theater, old boy, but for me, it's planned parenthood all the way.

Ah, that sounds evil.

I'm Satan.

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