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Now, the show.

On this episode, we discuss War of the Worlds.

No joke, guys.

This is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.

Ha ha ha ha. This is the dumbest movie I've ever seen. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Flop House. I'm Jane McCoy.

Hey, I'm Stuart Wellington.

You know me. I'm Elliot Kalin and continue to be to this very day.

Elliot seemed to be the most sure of who he was out of the three of us. Just looking at our faces and tones of voice, Elliot was very confident. I checked my driver's license right before the recording. And also the tag on the back of my pants. Yeah. Scott Bacula just jumped into my body. So I was trying to figure it out. Oh, boy. Wellington? That could be worse. Once Scott Dracula jumped into my body and it was not pleasant. I'd kind of be into it. Scott Dracula was a smoke show back in the day. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. Now, do you think he jumped into my body and he's like, okay, what is my name? And he saw on the stove top, he saw a bubbling bowl of stew.

He's like stew, then he saw a piece of dance lovingly painted artwork.

He's like art.

I assumed he just saw like the two of us and recognized us from the statues of us in the future.

Oh, statues in the future.

For bringing world of best podcasters who brought world peace.

Yeah, yeah.

Behold my works.

I, Azadandias.

Behold my works, you mighty.

And laugh.

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